Category Archives: Kids
Signature Bit
For all the hundreds and thousands and millions of jokes I’ve told, there is one that every audience seems to remember: my juice box bit. I’d like to think that this bit captures the imagination due to its clever and … Continue reading
If any of my kids are reading this website…
…turn off the computer and go to your room.
Around the Corner and Out of This World
Last month, I had the good fortune to spend a day each in Busch Gardens Europe and Kennywood Park. Being the analytical thinker that I am, I realized that all of the adult rides in amusement parks can be put … Continue reading
Two-Minivan Man
For reasons too aggravating to relate here, my family no longer owns a minivan (mom’s car) and a sedan (dad’s car). Instead, we now own a new minivan (mom’s car) and an old minivan (dad’s car). If you see a … Continue reading
Consumer Tip of the Day
If you need to fit three booster seats across a typical bench seat in a car or minivan, your best bet is the Fisher Price Safe Voyage model. It’s only 14 inches wide, which is at least 2 inches narrower … Continue reading