An Actual Conversation With My Wife

Me (coming home late): It smells good in here. Did you cook something with garlic?

Wife: No.

Me: Really? What did you make for dinner?

Wife: Spaghetti and meatballs. And garlic bread.

(long pause)

Wife: Yes. The answer to your first question is “Yes.”

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